Poster Child for Modern Cosmology

[junglelord]

Excited to receive his new nobel prize and position as head of modern cosmology theory, Hammy, the president of the dark matter society made his appearance at the dark energy convention. Being of singular nature his magnetic personality being so outstanding that during review of film it was found to contain photographic evidence of a blackhole. Direct proof has finally been achieved as a event horizon was seen to extend around his aura creating a black substance behind him which is direct proof of dark energy and matter in a photograph.


Based on evidence from Over the Hedge, it was determined that only Hammy could escape the speed of light and therefore the blackhole.

Meanwhile electrical engineers say its only his shadow from the flashbulbs.

[davesmith_au]

ROFLOL!

[substance]

Hammy`s gaze brings an image in my head of a crazy excited astronomer on the verge of calculating (not discovering) how things look outside of the universe..